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So earlier, my mom was telling me about her theory that if my dad moves back to Colorado, he and Scumbag Brother are going to end up in another massive physical confrontation and it’s going to end with one of them dead. 

And I was just sitting there thinking “Oh, well, that’s something to look forward too.” 

Yeah, I’m so glad my dad wants to move back to Colorado. Really really fucking glad. I mean, ever since Scumbag Brother’s divorce was finalized, there’s hardly been any ridiculous family drama for me to stress out about! 

I mean, idk that anyone will actually die, but there will definitely be a whole lot of stressful bullshit that no one needs if my dad moves back to Colorado. 

#d*on’t rebl0g

rayquazuh asked:

B U T T S so uh both m/m and f/f for T?

A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind.

I initially wasn’t interested in Joan Watson/Sherlock Holmes at all, but various people in the Elementary fandom changed my mind about that.

What are your favorite male/female ships?

The top three would probably be Jack Harkness/Gwen Cooper, Dexter Morgan/Lumen Pierce, and Sirius Black/Lily Evans, in that order and by considerably margins in every case. 

What are your favorite male/male ships?

Probably Jack Harkness/the Doctor, Carlos the Scientist/Cecil Palmer, and Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones, not necessarily in that order because they’re all pretty close.

 What are your favorite female/female ships?

Jemma Simmons/Agent Skye is my OTP to end all OTPs. I think it’s my only ship where I don’t really ship either of them with anyone else (except in poly situations). I’m also extremely fond of Gwen Cooper/Martha Jones, and although it’s a crossover ship I have to say that I am in love with the idea of Joan Watson/Sally Donovan. 

What’s a headcanon you have?

Oh my that’s vague. Though around Valentines Day I did accidentally end up with a file on my computer that never got posted: 

Headcanon: Jack gives everyone on the team valentines, even (especially) knowing that in the UK you’re really only supposed to give them to people you’re romantically/sexually interested in. But Jack has major issues with saying “I love you,” even in a way that’s only half-serious, so instead they all say shit like

“Dear Owen, You’re kind of a prick but I’m really glad you’re not dead [exactly]. I like it better when you’re alive. And when I’m alive. Please don’t ever shoot me in the head again. That made me sad. Happy Valentines Day. Sorry you can’t have sex.”

“Dear Tosh, You’re really special and I don’t know how we’d manage without you. Also you have like four days off left over from last year and you should probably use those before you lose them. You deserve them. :)”

“Dear Gwen, I wanted to tell you that It’s really great that you’re married to Rhys. Anyway, you’re great. Don’t tell Rhys I sent you this, and on the off-chance that Rhys got an anonymous valentine in the mail, that was definitely not from me. I would never do that.”

“Dear Ianto, I got you chocolate. I hope that isn’t weird. It’s in the bottom drawer of your desk. Don’t open it at work, though. You know how Myfanwy is whenever she smells chocolate. Did you want to get a movie or go to dinner or something later? Do we do that? Order Chinese food for lunch if we do that, pizza if we don’t.”  

Anyway, thanks for the ask, rayquazuh!

Shopping for work clothes was actually super painless. I found everything I needed in one store and everything fit the first time I tried it on and it didn’t take three hours. It was magical. 

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Anonymous asked:

I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

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cardozzza:

southern-feminism:

"If I perform this emergency abortion I’m a murderer!!!"

No, bro. You’re a murderer if you let your pregnant patient die in your office because you refused them an emergency abortion.

As a medical professional, let me say this: If you will not put your patient first—if you will not perform life saving medical care because of your own beliefs—stay the fuck out of the field.

We have enough abusive and ableist people in the field as it is.

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